Greta Thunberg loses her coolness within the ex-kickboxer’s automotive assortment – watts with that?
Essay by Eric Worrall
Cheeky Greta made a sexual reference.
The other day Andrew Tate mocked Greta with all his high-emission car collection.
OK, it wasn’t much of a sexual innuendo, one of her friends probably told her what to say or something.
But that inspired me to an idea. Maybe more of us should have fun because what Andrew Tate did mattered.
If you have a high-carbon personal transportation device or gas-guzzling toy to show off, be sure to tweet to Greta Thunberg that living in a free country means you can still enjoy using it.
but scrub the registration number before the post. You don’t have to inform your ugly army of trolls about your inside leg length.