Assist a person – watts with it?

Because sometimes science is not determined – but the bill is due.

After more than a decade of legal proceedings, climate researchers and courtroom hobbyists Dr. Michael E. Mann was sentenced to pay $ 530,000+ in legal costs for national review and Mark Steyn.

Now Dr. Man before his greatest existential threat to date – not rising temperatures, but rising legal invoices.

It's time to help a man.

Donation goals

• 531,000 US dollars -to judicial payments and leaves just enough to commission a new diagram.
• 750,000 US dollars – includes overhead, paper shredding and renaming the expression “academic integrity”.
• 1,000,000 US dollars -Freeches a new round of legal disputes and enough surpluses for a small Himalaya glacier name ceremony.

Donation levels

$ 100 – The summary assessment level

• Get a thank you email that is generated by a neural network that is trained in realclimate blog posts.
• Includes access to an edited copy of the Amicus letter that you were not allowed to read.

$ 1,000 – the discovery phase

• Contains all previous advantages.
• Come with one Official Michael E. Mann action figure – Complete with:
  • Hockey stick (not functioning),
  • Course hall suit (do not prevent),
  • Red phone with the name “Lawyer Hotline”,
  • Disc from Baumring proxy data for conversation start decoration.

Warning: Action figure can have a legal dispute.

$ 5,000 – the offset package

• All previous advantages plus:
• A printed certificate from which you have compensated for the CO2 footprint of a legal letter.
• Credits, supported by postmodern climate ethics and four of experts examined feelings.

10,000 US dollar-das non-interactive dinner experience

• All previous advantages.
• A 45-minute Skype dinner with Dr. Man.
• Regulate:
  • You cannot ask any questions.
  • You have to nod politely.
  • The entire dialogue must be approved by a communication officer from the university in advance.

Shipping & handling

• The action figure is sent in packaging that resemble a summons of the congress.
• CO2 credits are sent by e -mail (please print them out to make them real).

🚫 Legal exclusion

“Help a man out” is a parody campaign. Donations are not tax deductible, unless your accountant also believes that CO₂ causes inflation. Michael E. Mann is not connected to this fundraising campaign and probably already has his lawyer in the speed dial.

Delay not. Give today. And remember – when the temperature diagram increases, the right -wing defense fund also has to.

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